I’ve had enough. I’ve been patient, I’ve let you all get away with your ridiculous excuses for your careless and hedonistic behaviour, I’ve lived with a “freedom of choice” lie for almost 20 years, but enough is enough:
Stop eat f**king meat, you massive idiots (apart from human meat to reduce overpopulation – I
think I endorse cannibalism)!
You have no idea how angry you carnivores make me on a daily basis and how sick I get when I walk down Bethnal Green Road on Sunday mornings on my way to work carefully trying not to walk over chicken bones and greasy boxes reading “Mmm.. yummy chicken!”.
I can only hope that somewhere out there on another planet in our galaxy, alien life forms eat fried humans from boxes labeled “Ooooh.. crunchy humans!” and leave our bones lying around on their pavements. We surely deserve it!
But you know what’s really wrong? Seeing pigeons - yes, those city pigeons we all hate ignoring the fact that we brought their overpopulation problem upon ourselves by domesticating them - feeding on the remains of chicken that you carnivores left behind. Pigeons eating chickens. Lovely. Well done you.
Do you actually ever THINK about what you do when you eat meat (environmentally, economically and ethically speaking)? I know that most of you are not stupid, probably just spoilt, wohlstandsverwöhnt. And please spare me those lazy excuses like “oh, but I need the proteins and the iron!” I’ve had an iron deficiency too and I’ve been anemic, but there are plenty of vegetables around that have more iron than meat, plus you can take food supplements.
So stop making excuses, activate your brain and get creative!
Otherwise, I’ll have to declare total thermonuclear war on you guys.
Thank you and goodbye.
I’m gonna watch Ghostbusters now and will ignore your “yes, but” replies.
Sascha Renninger says:
if you believe in the myth of overpolpulation and it makes you oh so angry and hateful:
why don’t you k*ll yourself? The world can do without just another fanatic, wouldnt you agree? Then why don’t you leave it behind?
That was just a suggestion, maybe it makes you feel better to leave this dreadful world behind
I cannot endorse cannibalism, since people like you probably taste awfully bitter anyway.