Lost.
Posted in Interna by Suzanne G. on May 10th, 2005 | BBC Wikipedia
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Name:
Suzanna Innocentia Wurzeltodova
I am reporting a(n):
Possible theft. Probable self-destruction.
Lost item(s):
Shiny tiny purse filled with ambivalent talent, creativity, ambition, motivation, self-esteem, humour and three ounces of the meaning of life.
Found item(s):
Filthy seabag filled with ennui, melancholia, self-aggression, curses, the rotting head of a hyena, death wishes and grumpiness.
Item(s) was(were) lost/found:
On my attic / Under my floorboards
The date item(s) was(were) lost/found:
10 May 2005 at midnight. On the dot.
Comments:
I really don't know when I'll be back this time...
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