December 7th, 2005 | BBC
Our Beloved Leader Warren
These are your instructions for the day. They are very simple.
Punch someone in the face. And when they ask why, say: “Warren Ellis told me to do it.”
This is good for everybody. You get to pick someone who’s annoying the shit out of you and punch them in the face without responsibility, because I told you to do it. Eventually, word of all this will get out to the news services, and I will be Sinister Mind-Controlling Internet Jesus, which will do wonders for my book sales. We all win.
Off you go.
That’s all for today. You’ve heard our dear leader. Off with ye!
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