Today, You Will Obey No-One But Our Beloved Leader Warren
Posted in Interna by Suzanne on December 7th, 2005 | BBC Wikipedia
Our Beloved Leader Warren
These are your instructions for the day. They are very simple.
Punch someone in the face. And when they ask why, say: “Warren Ellis told me to do it.”
This is good for everybody. You get to pick someone who’s annoying the shit out of you and punch them in the face without responsibility, because I told you to do it. Eventually, word of all this will get out to the news services, and I will be Sinister Mind-Controlling Internet Jesus, which will do wonders for my book sales. We all win.
Off you go.
– W
That’s all for today. You’ve heard our dear leader. Off with ye!
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John says:
Okay–now what?
Do I get a teeshirt or something?
December 7th, 2005 at 3:56 am
Cynx Cynical World says:
Er hat es mir befohlen
These are your instructions for the day. They are very simple.
Punch someone in the face. And when they ask why, say: Warren Ellis told me to do it.
This is good for everybody. You get to pick someone whos annoying the shit out of you a…
December 7th, 2005 at 9:31 am
anaglyph says:
Hey, I punched this guy in the face, told him that Warren told me to do it, and then he punched me back and said Warren told him to do that. What’s with that?
December 8th, 2005 at 5:37 am
Suzanne says:
I think that in this rare case, you’re actually allowed to kill each other by choosing any of the following weapons:
• a fork
• 2 chop sticks
• a stapler
• 5 q-tips
December 8th, 2005 at 11:54 am
anaglyph says:
Xlnt. I choose a stapler at three paces. Q-tips are for sissies. Although it is said that the great McWhirty Zizzler brought down Harry ‘The Handkerchief’ Schaeffer with two q-tips and a peppermint. Man I wish I’d seen that.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:05 am