Spring’s Here – Polish Your Robotic Arms!

Posted in Belletristica, Eyecandy, Interna, Interviews by Suzanne on March 11th, 2007 | BBC Wikipedia

© Brian Walker – click to enlarge

Hi, I’m Suzanne. I used to blog here on a more or less regular basis and you might remember me from the driver’s ed film “Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass”.

Anyway. I’m back and I have absolutely nothing to report. The fact that I still feel the urge to write these lines is the final proof that I’m a real “blogger”. Yay!

Still, the world around me has evolved tremendously in these past few weeks:

There was a total lunar eclipse, the Swiss finally went to war against neighbouring Lichtenstein, monsieur Jean Baudrillard passed away, Jennifer Mee stopped hiccuping, my armadillo got quarantined due to a maggot infection, I ate 1.7 litres of Mövenpick® of Switzerland‘s caramelita ice cream in less than 34 minutes, I had 9 nosebleeds stigmata and 5 headaches, I saw the Chi Rho symbol on the steamy bathroom tiles, I hit myself 8 times on the head with a rather sharp object because the NIN concert at Volkshaus is sold out, I got a beautiful framed drawing from Jessica McCourt, an adorable print from Kate O’Brien & a rather obscene lollipop from the sweet Jessica Joslin, I got lost in the forest (twice) and I got a spam email that said “Pony rides – 25 cents – 2 for 50!”

What wondrous times we live in.

P.S.: For those who wondered: Yes, I have captchas in all my contact / ordering forms now. So it’s totally normal if you see either of these messages after sending something to me:

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