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Public Service Announcement For Carnivore Readers

Posted in Interna by Suzanne on April 5th, 2009 | BBC Wikipedia

I've had enough. I've been patient, I've let you all get away with your ridiculous excuses for your careless and hedonistic behaviour, I've lived with a "freedom of choice" lie for almost 20 years, but enough is enough:

Stop eat f**king meat, you massive idiots (apart from human meat to reduce overpopulation - I think I endorse cannibalism)!

You have no idea how angry you carnivores make me on a daily basis and how sick I get when I walk down Bethnal Green Road on Sunday mornings on my way to work carefully trying not to walk over chicken bones and greasy boxes reading "Mmm.. yummy chicken!".

I can only hope that somewhere out there on another planet in our galaxy, alien life forms eat fried humans from boxes labeled "Ooooh.. crunchy humans!" and leave our bones lying around on their pavements. We surely deserve it!

But you know what's really wrong? Seeing pigeons - yes, those city pigeons we all hate ignoring the fact that we brought their overpopulation problem upon ourselves by domesticating them - feeding on the remains of chicken that you carnivores left behind. Pigeons eating chickens. Lovely. Well done you.

Do you actually ever THINK about what you do when you eat meat (environmentally, economically and ethically speaking)? I know that most of you are not stupid, probably just spoilt, wohlstandsverwöhnt. And please spare me those lazy excuses like "oh, but I need the proteins and the iron!" I've had an iron deficiency too and I've been anemic, but there are plenty of vegetables around that have more iron than meat, plus you can take food supplements.

So stop making excuses, activate your brain and get creative!

Otherwise, I'll have to declare total thermonuclear war on you guys.

Thank you and goodbye.

I'm gonna watch Ghostbusters now and will ignore your "yes, but" replies.


Sascha Renninger says:

if you believe in the myth of overpolpulation and it makes you oh so angry and hateful:

why don't you k*ll yourself? The world can do without just another fanatic, wouldnt you agree? Then why don't you leave it behind?

That was just a suggestion, maybe it makes you feel better to leave this dreadful world behind

I cannot endorse cannibalism, since people like you probably taste awfully bitter anyway.

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10 comments to " Public Service Announcement For Carnivore Readers "

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    franziska says:

    i couldn't agree more - well not with the cannibalism, but with everything else!

    April 5th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    Yeah.. I guess I just got a bit carried away there. o_O

    I think I shouldn't go shopping at Tesco - it just makes me want to kill everyone.

    Thanks for commenting, Franziska! x

    April 5th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

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    941494 says:

    My hunger for flesh can never be sated by the soft cretinous fibers of vegetable matter.

    I don't really care about protein or iron or Earth, I just want the feeling of flesh disintegrating against my saw-like teeth.

    Is that so wrong?

    April 5th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    Yes, I think you should go see a dentist.

    April 5th, 2009 at 7:08 pm

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    Suzanne G. - Giving Taste A Bad Name Since Kindergarten» Blog Archive » Alexandra Vogt at Künstlerhaus Marktoberdorf, Germany says:

    [...] Suzanne: Yes, I think you should go see a dentist. [...]

    April 5th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

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    Nom Nom says:

    That's great that vegetarianism is right FOR YOU PERSONALLY. I'm so happy for you, happy that you have to see greasy chicken bones, and suffer the angst of the proselytizer. Because you think you have the right to push your choices on others, you suffer, unable to convert the world, and I'm pleased to see you dwell in your self-righteous, enraged little foot-stomping, temper-tantrum state of being. Awesome nuclear threat reference, by the way, very mid-20th century and yet, terrorist ideologue wannabe! Cute! Go with that, I'm sure it will win people over.

    April 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    Actually, it was a reference to a 1983 movie and obviously to be taken humorously, but never you mind.

    April 5th, 2009 at 8:21 pm

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    peacay says:

    You know how guns are so stratospherically out of control in America, so much so that the possibility of their total removal from society is about as likely or possible as earthworms writing novels right? And that the best alternative to an impossibility is to advocate for sensible restrictions and checks and reduction in numbers of, say, the worstest biggest killing products and agitating for gun schools and laws to make them have to be locked up etc etc, right? RIGHT?

    Well maybe adopting that sort of philosophy is the best way forward in relation to the meat trade & carnivorality, to both make a positive difference envirosocially speaking AND allow you to sleep at night dontchya think hmm?

    April 5th, 2009 at 8:39 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    I completely agree with you, peacay, and as always deeply appreciate you contributing something actually constructive to my post.

    But I just had to shout out in an uncensored manner.

    April 5th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

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    piece 0 plastic - the revolution will be blogged » ruff linkage 200915 says:

    [...] Public Service Announcement For Carnivore Readers - "I’ve had enough. I’ve been patient, I’ve let you all get away with your ridiculous excuses for your careless and hedonistic behaviour, I’ve lived with a “freedom of choice” lie for almost 20 years, but enough is enough: Stop eat f**king meat, you massive idiots" !!!!! yesss!!!! wurzeltod telling it as it is!!!! gut gebrüllt löwe. [...]

    April 11th, 2009 at 6:24 am