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Lifting And Spanking Machine

Posted in Curiosa & Forteana by Suzanne G. on June 15th, 2004 | BBC Wikipedia

(© DeMoulin Bros. & Co. - click to enlarge)

"With this machine the candidate cannot kick his own pants while wearing them, but can have them spanked where his mother used to apply the sole of her slipper, by simply testing his strength. The position in which he places himself causes a little strain in the seat of his pants, which is not objectionable, as it pulls up all the slack when he pulls up on the handles. Just about the time he gets well started lifting, a trigger is automatically released, which causes the spanking paddle to spring into place and strike him on the kazabo, at the same time exploding a 32-calibre blank cartridge with a loud report..."

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