Spreading fear and mayhem in the visual arts.

Not for human consumption

Posted in Audio, Belletristica, Interna, Interviews, Moving Images, Taxidermy & Grotesk by Suzanne on December 17th, 2005 | BBC Wikipedia

Audrey Hepburn with her pet fawn "Ip" (photo by Bob Willoughby, 1958) - click to enlarge

It's quite shocking.

Ever since I first saw this preserved deer fawn on eBay, I knew that it's actually Audrey's Ip.

They may have tried to make us believe that Ip was taken to an animal park after its part in Green Mansions, but bear in mind that they also once tried to convince us that the earth is not a disc, but a potato. Ha, nonsense!

Did I mention that it makes me cry to look at Audrey acting for more than 10 minutes? *sighs*


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Still from Marie Antoinette feat. Kirsten Dunst et al. - to be released in fall 2006

Bleak House - An animated Charles Dickens biography.

Frisco Strike Riots - San Francisco in the grip of the big strike. An historical document.

Marie Antoinette Trailer - Some pretentious unorthodox trailer director had the ever so subtle idea to use New Order's "Age of Consent" from their "Power, Corruption & Lies" album to illustrated France at the end of the 18th century... uh huh...

Modern Times Trailer - ... just a reminder for those of you who still haven't seen this masterpiece.


"A Christmas Carol"¹ Podcast (by Charles Dickens / English)

Alice, or the Mysteries (by Baron Edward Bulwer Lytton / English)

Beyond Good and Evil (by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche / English)

Old Hungarian Fairy Tales (by Baroness Orczy / English)

Original Short Stories — Volume 01 (by Guy de Maupassant / English)

The Works of Edgar Allan Poe — Volume 2 (by E. A. Poe / English)


Chris Ware interview (by Here & Now)

Dave Kinsey interview (by Fecal Face)

Ricky Gervais interview & podcasts (by Culture Vulture)

Steve Diet Goedde video podcast (by SugarBank)


Naked - It's not what you expect...


Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume


N° 1

No, I won't celebrate Christmas because I'm all alooo-oo-oone this year (*sobs*) and yes, you can always buy me thingies. You don't even need a stupid holiday as excuse. Just click on the Amazon wishlist button in the left sidebar. Thanks! Thee Psychick Father, who sees what is done in secret and knows your IP address, will reward you with shiny and furry things.

N° 2

I realised the other day that "A Forest" by The Cure has been my favourite song throughout the past 10 years. Thanks, Robert. Please do us all a favour and stop recording albums now.


¹ Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol was published today in 1843.

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20 comments to " Not for human consumption "

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    Thomas Anderson says:

    I'd surprise you by climbing down your chimney this year, but I don't know your new address.

    December 17th, 2005 at 11:39 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    You don't even know whether I have a chimney at all... ;)

    December 18th, 2005 at 12:02 am

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    John says:

    "I can never really settle myself in these German rooms," said Miss Nibsmith. "They have no hearth. I long for an open fire. It is as good as a dog in a room to give it life."

    Robertson Davies, What's Bred In The Bone

    December 18th, 2005 at 2:03 am

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    Suzanne says:

    I prefer to have dogs in the fire. Yummm.

    December 18th, 2005 at 2:49 am

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    David says:

    *brain short-circuits from Implied Nakedness Kirsten picture*

    December 18th, 2005 at 2:02 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    Kirsten and I have the same stockings! :grin:

    I must admit that the movie looks quite disappointing so far. I guess that Kirsten's lovely Rococo dresses (.. and lingerie...) would be the only reason for me to go and see that movie.

    December 18th, 2005 at 2:18 pm

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    Diabolo-Menthe says:

    That's a nice photo of Audrey i didnt know. Thanks for posting it !
    Being alone on X-Mas day is not such a terrific things, btw. Better alone than with bad fellowship. :-D
    /with luv,

    December 19th, 2005 at 10:11 am

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    ro_G says:

    sorry, all i read was arty-blah blahdy-art blahde OOooooooooh DUNST arty-blah blahdy-art blahde.

    Ahhh, my spidey senses are tingling.

    December 19th, 2005 at 9:36 pm

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    ro_G says:

    although the punk lettering at the end does put me in mond of Derek Jarman's Jubilee.

    Ahhh Toyah. The pre-dunst. the uber-kirsten.

    December 19th, 2005 at 9:42 pm

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    Suzanne says:


    Must block IP addresses of readers who just come here for the porn. ;)

    December 19th, 2005 at 9:43 pm

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    ro_G says:

    sure who would that leave?

    December 19th, 2005 at 10:03 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    Now that hurt. :cry:

    December 19th, 2005 at 10:07 pm

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    ro_G says:

    ahh, yeh know i'm only kidding, i come merely for the victorian lovliness and ice-skating pandas

    December 19th, 2005 at 11:16 pm

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    Stuart MacBride says:

    I come for the random acts of taxidermy.

    But I'm looking forward to seeing ice-skating pandas. Especially if they’re being chased by cannibals.

    December 20th, 2005 at 11:43 am

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    Thomas Anderson says:

    what kind of sound track was that for Marie Antoinette? Talk about bad choice!

    December 21st, 2005 at 2:43 am

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    Suzanne says:

    That was my whole point. I wrote that in the description. It's New Order’s “Age of Consent” from their “Power, Corruption & Lies” album. Actually one of my favourite New Order songs - it just doesn't work in a French 18th century context.

    December 21st, 2005 at 7:20 am

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    Thomas Anderson says:

    I read your comment after I made my comment. I guess I was distracted by the picture

    December 21st, 2005 at 8:34 pm

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    Juju says:

    Hirsute cannibals I imagine Mr MacBeard... mmmmm?

    December 22nd, 2005 at 12:28 am

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    Bibi's box says:

    Christmas Linkdump

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