Spreading fear and mayhem in the visual arts.


Posted in Interna by Suzanne on May 18th, 2006 | BBC Wikipedia

I've been pretty frustrated about this blog/website and the work I put into it for quite some time now.

I'm aware that I had such phases before and that they're only natural for an unprofessional blogger, but I fear I've reached a new low point with the opening of Thee Shoppe that I was so enthusiastic about.

Here's what makes me sad furious: Up to this point, I got over three dozen readers (sic!) emailing me to ask whether I get a commission for selling prints and only a handful of actual print orders. I'm sorry to say that I fail to understand the implication of such questions. No, I don't get a commission even though I'm broke as fuck - I do this because I'm convinced that some of my friends are very talented artists who deserve a wider audience.

I'm not writing these lines to hear encouraging words from any of you - I'm only writing to tell you that I need to think things through.

Don't expect me back before Ascension Day.



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36 comments to " Tacheles "

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    Mer says:

    Suzanne! I love yooou!

    I want to send legions of adorable hedgehoglets and guniea pigs to lick your toes and nibble your fingertips and grunt sweet nothings in your ears...


    May 18th, 2006 at 3:47 am

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    Thomas Anderson says:

    for what it's worth, since we're talking tacheles, your blog really inspires me to create. I have discovered many really fine artists because of you.
    And i'm not just saying this to make you feel better

    May 18th, 2006 at 4:44 am

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    Suzanne says:

    Thank you two. I'm really glad that I always get feedback from you. It really motivates.

    May 18th, 2006 at 10:59 am

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    peacay says:

    Suzanne you may not want encouraging words but that's all I have to offer. Get bent, pause and get back into it when the bug bites. We poor folk would love to be supportive of said shop buttttttt *sigh*. You are one of the twistedly best things on the web.

    May 18th, 2006 at 3:30 pm

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    damien says:

    i know. god forbid that someone on the web might actually make some money. whetever would we do?

    May 18th, 2006 at 3:33 pm

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    ro_G says:

    Never mind the bollocks, here's Thee Shoppe of Psychic Blah!

    Keep up the good work Suzanne

    May 18th, 2006 at 5:45 pm

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    Jessica says:

    For those of us who long for the days of Salons, a place for artists to sing for their supper and be charmed by the wit and grace of their hostess... this is the only place in the blogland sector of the psychosphere that is worth taking the time...always. You have created something that is unique and valuable, a place to share images and ideas which is both precise and vast in it's scope.

    I'm sorry, Suzanne, that you're been disillusioned by the lack of response, thus far, to thee shoppe. One sullied part of being an artist is the realization that art is so peculiarly particular, that finding clients is a bloody nightmare. Finding clients is like trying to find Mr. Right...again and again and again...

    Most artists question, at some point, why they devote so much love and blood if no one, or few, are buying. Maybe the answer is that they don't really have a choice in the matter. They know in their gut that they care too much to stop. As the good witch said in Wild at Heart..."If you are truly wild at heart, you'll fight for your dreams... Don't turn away from love, Sailor..." Don't turn away from supporting the arts, Suzanne...we artists love you.

    May 18th, 2006 at 8:22 pm

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    popnutten :: le blog plus cool :: Midblog Crisis says:

    [...] Bei dieser Lady hingegen, da trauer ich denn doch. Suzanne G. aka Comtesse de Wurzeltod, Hüterin des Thee Temple ov Psychick Blah, steckt mitten drin in dieser Midblog Crisis. Und grummelt. Wie ungefällig. [...]

    May 19th, 2006 at 2:44 am

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    Mer says:

    Here, here, Jessica!

    A toast, a toast! TO ART!

    (As well as creepy doll babies, defentrated Victoriana, and pickled squirrel tails, etc.)

    May 19th, 2006 at 5:32 am

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    Mer says:

    Er... defenestrated.

    (I'm gonna go jump out duh winder now.)

    May 19th, 2006 at 5:34 am

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    Jessica says:

    Get down off that window ledge and TOAST, you silly rabbit...I've gotten out the good scotch for you! To art & pickled piglets!

    May 19th, 2006 at 6:39 am

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    meagan says:



    What difference does it make if you do earn commission on anything that was sold via your website??

    I also love you! *snogs*

    Please come back! :)

    May 19th, 2006 at 8:07 am

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    Tyler says:

    ...well, after buying a little print for my daughters baby room in thee shoppe, she sleeps and dreams much better! ... i think the shoppe did a good work! ..big daddy-T!

    May 19th, 2006 at 8:15 am

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    Konrad says:

    Suzanne, Worte manchmal sind sie für mich schwierig zu fassen. Obwohl ich dich nicht kenne und doch kenne (durch deine Seite) bin ich in deinen Bann gezogen. Ich würde deine blogs vermissen. Eine herzliche Umarmung

    May 19th, 2006 at 11:11 am

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    Konrad says:

    ich mag dich einfach kann nicht sagen warum es ist nur ein Gefühl, das mich in deine Richtung führt.

    May 19th, 2006 at 11:14 am

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    anaglyph says:


    I don't mean to sound patronizing, so excuse me if I do.

    We don't blog for reward. We blog because we believe. It's a hard road. Few understand.

    If you blog for one reader your effort is rewarded.

    Even if you blog for yourself.

    Who can tell the eventual value of such things? For my own part, I believe there is no greater artisitc effort. To make because you believe, not because it is expected or rewarded.

    In my experience there are always those who appreciate the effort, and they are the only ones I care about.



    May 19th, 2006 at 12:04 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    I fear you misunderstood my intention behind that post. I'm definitely not a person who blogs to get more attention/recognition and that's not what I complained about. From my experience with print journalism, I've learned that you can never be a good writer when the only thing you care about is to increase your readership. The thing is, unlike blogging, trying to run a shop that makes both artists and buyers happy needs more than this one person "who appreciates the effort".

    May 19th, 2006 at 12:09 pm

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    mmgilbert says:

    No good deed goes unpunished. One does blogs for oneself and if others come along that is a mixed blessing, but nonetheless, a blessing.

    Selling stuff is very, very hard. The faint hearted give up quick.

    By the way, what on earth is Ascension Day or why does it matter?

    May 19th, 2006 at 4:46 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    Did I ever say I give up? In other news, Wikipedia is your best friend.

    May 19th, 2006 at 4:51 pm

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    Konrad says:

    du hast recht liebe Suzanne, zu oft schaut "man" auf die "Anderen" und wertet sich ab. Wichtig ist welchen Wert ich mir gebe - auch beim Schreiben/Blogen. Ich wünsche dir einen wunderschönen Abend schicke dir von Bern Sonnenstralen nach Luzern.
    Kisses und by

    May 19th, 2006 at 6:33 pm

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    Saroldu says:

    Dear suzanne,
    I then to include/understand the frustrate that that could bring you, and I then to say to you that you to be given much and that this increasingly rare fact and having similarity because, I regret of the same we let us can have the impression as our connaissaince is not perceived which proper interest of others has I followed since plusior year your website that I appreciate plainement I then that to honour your dévoument has your friend I will have to like to speak to you more with better words to express you more but since I have a very bad anglais..je then to only decline myself greeting

    May 19th, 2006 at 7:08 pm

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    Hemaworstje says:

    yeah , way to go girl , put your agression out there , see what a response you get , now that is marketing , doing bizniz aint easy , especially when your clientele has no money either ( wanna trade bankaccount? ) grab a book of deep anal marketing penetration , it is the only way to the yankeedollah. seen a pile of great sites going down the tube out of agression and frustration.
    you spend hours and energy into the artists you completely digg , same chair , same problem , selling art on the web is horrific , ask around , try to get a hold of a few square feet of room smack in the centre of the city , go in elbow deep at the artfunds en subsidies , you are bigger then you realise , step up , shout and kick ass.You have a mighty fine restaurant with a excellent chef cook , now the place needs a realistic entrance, and yes would looove to eat there and even prepared to save money to go there.
    If you need help , a shoulder to cry on to , or just wanna spit in me face, mail me.
    Pardonnez my language , I always type way to much and not always clever.
    since there is no preview , hoppa.

    May 21st, 2006 at 12:44 am

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    Suzanne says:

    You seem to mix up frustration with aggression. I'm not an aggressive person. Also, "marketing" is not a word that's in my vocabulary and if you seriously think that I posted this with a subliminal message to the readers to buy prints, you've read too much of Freud's "Psychopathologie des Alltagslebens". I wrote these lines because I felt down. I'm an impulsive person.

    May 21st, 2006 at 12:59 am

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    Hemaworstje says:

    so am I , shake hands , and Freud's thesis is wrong from page 1.

    May 21st, 2006 at 1:14 am

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    .corran. says:

    -firstly, I think you should charge a commission.
    -secondly, i think thee shoppe will prove itself to be the best idea ever given more time.
    -thirdly, you're great.


    May 22nd, 2006 at 1:10 pm

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    kid37 says:

    Yeah. Charge commission. Because people will think you'll do anyway - and buy yourself a finca on some Spanish island. In the end there is nothing wrong with commissions, only people who still live at home wave the flag of "live by love, air & art".

    I adore your site since I don't know when. And as I know from running my own site - it's always ups and downs. Endulge in the downs, but remember the message is: Immer weitermachen!


    May 22nd, 2006 at 10:23 pm

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    koevonrad says:

    Hallo Susanne, in Gedanken bei dir wünsche dir einen Wunderschönen Tag mit guten Verkäufen.

    May 24th, 2006 at 12:01 pm

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    camilla says:

    Liebe Suzanne,gib nicht auf!
    Idealismus und Engagement sind rar gesaet.
    Viele können so etwas nicht
    nachvollziehen,und so kommt es zu dummen
    Deswegen passiert es leider so oft,dass man
    sich wie ein trottel vorkommt.
    Aber es ist wichtig,weiterzumachen! Welche
    wirklich gute Sache hat je von Anfang an gut
    funktioniert? Das ist doch die crux
    mit der Kunst...
    Keep your morals high-denn du machst es
    Alles Liebe!

    May 24th, 2006 at 2:11 pm

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    500beine says:

    na, then.

    May 24th, 2006 at 5:48 pm

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    Suzanne says:

    Err? Could you please be a tiny bit more specific?

    May 24th, 2006 at 6:01 pm

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    highlysatanic666 says:

    It's good to vent. Keeps us from developing gills. I'm still toying with the idea of opening a gallery in Shanghai. I'll have a better idea in four months, but if I do, I'll be contacting you for support. I'd be more than happy to give an artistic home to your friends creations.

    May 25th, 2006 at 6:57 am

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    thistly says:

    For what it may be worth, I'm yet another 'if I only had some spare cash, Starving artist syndrome donchaknow, HAW HAW' people, but I actually mean it! - once I get a job (I'm trying and trying! what a gruelling procedure) I WILL buy art from here. So there. (assuming shipping and stuff is all ok)
    There are squillions of things I wanna get off the web but art from here is the #1 priority. Even more than thinkgeek stuff. and that's saying something.

    I sorta know what this frustration's like, too - I tentatively put some pictures up for sale on Deviantart and haven't sold a single print. Normally this isn't unusual, deviantart is a massive store where the already extremely popular art gets all the advertising, and the rest gets zilch.
    But one picture of mine has been added to nearly 700 peoples' favourites, and they're all on plenty of people's wishlists.... but noone actually likes any of them enough to -buy- something!
    They like it plenty on their screen, but they seem to prefer regular ol' eye-candy (flowers, macro photos of dewdrops on feathers etc) for their walls, by far :(

    May 26th, 2006 at 1:56 am

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    Suzanne says:

    You know what? I think we should try and help each other then. I really adore your work - above all "Sophie and Soapy", I'm totally in love with it. Why don't you select 3 to 5 of your favourite pieces, give me the sizes and prices (incl. shipping) and I'll add them to Thee Shoppe? :)

    May 26th, 2006 at 4:13 am

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