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Spring's Here - Polish Your Robotic Arms!

Posted in Belletristica, Eyecandy, Interna, Interviews by Suzanne on March 11th, 2007 | BBC Wikipedia

© Brian Walker - click to enlarge

Hi, I'm Suzanne. I used to blog here on a more or less regular basis and you might remember me from the driver's ed film "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass".

Anyway. I'm back and I have absolutely nothing to report. The fact that I still feel the urge to write these lines is the final proof that I'm a real "blogger". Yay!

Still, the world around me has evolved tremendously in these past few weeks:

There was a total lunar eclipse, the Swiss finally went to war against neighbouring Lichtenstein, monsieur Jean Baudrillard passed away, Jennifer Mee stopped hiccuping, my armadillo got quarantined due to a maggot infection, I ate 1.7 litres of Mövenpick® of Switzerland's caramelita ice cream in less than 34 minutes, I had 9 nosebleeds stigmata and 5 headaches, I saw the Chi Rho symbol on the steamy bathroom tiles, I hit myself 8 times on the head with a rather sharp object because the NIN concert at Volkshaus is sold out, I got a beautiful framed drawing from Jessica McCourt, an adorable print from Kate O'Brien & a rather obscene lollipop from the sweet Jessica Joslin, I got lost in the forest (twice) and I got a spam email that said "Pony rides - 25 cents - 2 for 50!"

What wondrous times we live in.

P.S.: For those who wondered: Yes, I have captchas in all my contact / ordering forms now. So it's totally normal if you see either of these messages after sending something to me:


© Bernd Preiml - click to enlarge

Amy Sol | Bernd Preiml | Christa Parravani | DouArt | Elizabeth Shupe | EyeSuck Ink | Jessica McCourt | Locher's | Marc Yankus | Natasha Gudermane | Nicole McConville | Nihil Nil | Not So Simpleton / Distant Air | Sam Weber | Susan Jamison | Vertico's Puppets | Víctor Castillo | Zu Pan


Dream of the Hungry Ghost by Colette Calascione - click to enlarge

Bill Viola interview (by ArtInfo)

Chris Scarborough interview (by The Extra Finger)

Colette Calascione interview (by ArtInfo)

Gregory Crewdson interview (by ArtInfo)

Jennifer Nehrbass interview (by The Extra Finger)

Jenny Bird interview (by The Extra Finger)

Jeremy Fish interview (by Crown Dozen)

Kristian Olson interview (by The Little Chimp Society)

Mary Ellen Mark interview (by ArtInfo)

Sam Weber interview (by Heavy Backpack)


Fantastic Fables (by Ambrose Bierce / English)

Heidi (by Johanna Spyri / English / Ill.)

Paradise Lost (by John Milton / English)

Persuasion (by Jane Austen / English)

Pride and Prejudice (by Jane Austen / English / Audio)

The Canterville Ghost (by Oscar Wilde / English / Audio)

Über Psychoanalyse (by Sigmund Freud / German / Wurzeltod® recommendation)

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3 comments to " Spring's Here - Polish Your Robotic Arms! "

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    ro_G says:

    hurray! she's back!

    March 12th, 2007 at 9:50 pm

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    Lafave says:

    those are some cheap pony rides. how many did you take?

    reading your posts makes me happy

    March 13th, 2007 at 12:51 am

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    Suzanne says:

    Awww.. thank you two. How very sweet of you! *squeeeeeeeeeze*

    I took 7 pony rides for unbeatable $1.75 dollars, Lafave. :D

    March 13th, 2007 at 5:23 am

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